Sober, Sassy & Viral: The Funniest TikToks About Non-Alcoholic Drinks
Because laughter is the best mixer.
Let’s be honest: one of the biggest myths about going booze-free is that it’s boring. No punchlines, no parties, no punch at parties (unless it’s spiked, of course).
But the sober-curious and alcohol-free communities on TikTok are not here for that narrative. From mocktail mixologists with mad comedy chops to creators sharing the chaos of Dry January, there’s no shortage of hilarity on the #sober side of the internet.
At Monday Morning Bottle Shop, we’re always down for a good laugh—and a good drink that doesn’t come with an apology text the next day. So we rounded up some of the funniest TikToks featuring non-alcoholic drinks, dry living, and mocktail magic. Because let’s face it: nothing pairs better with a chilled NA rosé than some internet-fueled giggles.
1. @MocktailGirlie – The Patron Saint of Sober Sass
“It’s not just a mocktail… it’s a moment.”
If you haven’t met @mocktailgirlie yet, prepare to have your feed blessed. This creator has built an empire of vibe-heavy, zero-proof mocktails, all served with a heavy pour of wit. Her videos feel like a glam cocktail party—minus the hangover and regret—and she proves that staying sober doesn’t mean sipping sad drinks.
2. @The_Teenage_Bartender – Mocktail Mixology Meets Comedy
“Today we’re making a drink that won’t get you grounded or arrested.”
This teen mixologist is shaking up the sober scene with recipes that are just as entertaining as they are tasty. Whether it’s a cucumber smash or a mango mojito, every drink comes with a side of sass and a splash of comedic timing.
3. @StephenRigatoni – Dry January Diaries
“Day 14: I tried to toast with kombucha. It exploded.”
Stephen Rigatoni’s deadpan delivery and painfully relatable takes on Dry January will have you cry-laughing into your cold brew. If you’ve ever wondered whether non-alcoholic living can be chaotic (spoiler: it can), this is your guy.
Feel the dry energy
So, What’s the Punchline?
Sober doesn't have to mean serious. The internet has officially mocked the idea that alcohol is the only way to have a good time. These creators are flipping the script—proving that personality, presence, and punchlines don’t need to be 80 proof.
Want to create your own viral-worthy mocktail moments? Swing by Monday Morning Bottle Shop in Pacific Beach or shop online to stock up on the best in non-alcoholic beer, wine, spirits, and functional beverages.
And hey, tag us if you make something TikTok-worthy. We’ll be the ones in the comments with the clapping emoji.
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